Ladies, ever heard of the "BLACK EYE CLUB"?
The conspiracy refers to a growing number of politicians, celebrities, business elites, and heads of State who have suddenly and mysteriously wound up with black eyes. And where do many of these elite gather to discuss the future of, their plans to rule, the world? In Davos, Switzerland, of course.
Theories range from the black eye being part of Illuminati initiation, Illuminati punishment for stepping out of line, to alien abduction and the black eye being caused by extraterrestrials performing "soul scalping" in inserting alien consciousness into the recipient. Another theory posits that the black eye is caused from insertion of alien technology in order to prepare the elite for off-world travel should the Earth ever perish.
Whatever the reason is for the black eye, we think these snooty elites deserve the pain, and that they should be mocked and exposed at every opportunity. And what better way to do this than with this hilarious conspiracy t-shirt poking fun at their rituals, and their favorite meeting place. Get yours now!