THE MOST FEARED WORDS IN ANY LANGUAGE
"I'M FROM THE GOVERNMENT, AND I'M HERE TO HELP."
If you are ever unfortunate to have those words spoken directly to you, run. Run like hell, and don't look back. The times that the government has lied to, defrauded, and screwed the people that it claims to serve is too many to count. We figure that the best we can do is wear an awesome conspiracy triblend tee, v-neck, racerback tank, or sweatshirt, like this one, to warn the people that are still sleeping, and blindly going along with whatever the government recommends like good little sheep.
Got a paranoid friend or loved one in your life? You might be best served to sit down and really listen to what they have to say. And be sure to give them one of these anti-government shirts or anti-government hoodies, as they make for the perfect gifts for conspiracy theorists.